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Monday, September 12, 2005

Three boobs?

'Three boobs?'...you ask. Seeing as how today was the third day of the new semester, I figured I had better get started on the inevitable 'adventures' that await. This term, I have a significant amount of time between classes on Mondays and thought I would start the tradition of going to the gym. A friend of mine was going to join me, so with ten minutes to spare, I thought I would run down to the nursing building to change and use the restroom. I must have had something more important on the mind because I grabbed my apple and headed down without my gym clothes. This should have been my first clue. I really had to go so I went into the middle stall because the door was already open. Then I thought to myself, 'self, what are you going to do with the apple?' I sure as heck wasn't going to put it behind the seat or on the floor. Hmm? While all this pondering is going on, my bladder is having a hissy fit and threatening to expel its contents at any moment. That's when I knew I had better find a place for the apple or wet my pants holding it. (Sidenote: it wasn't clean or I would have held it in my mouth, with my teeth). Looking down in one last ditch effort to produce some imaginary bag that would hold my apple, I noticed not a bag, but boobs. This is when the choir sings. I knew my boobs had a higher calling (ha, no pun intended). Coincidently I chose to wear a shirt with a built in shelf-bra and what better place to put my apple at such an inopportune time? Ahh, at last some relief...that is until I realized the middle stall contained not one scrap of toilet paper.

5 Comments:

Blogger ♥ joleen ♥ said...

LOL!!! oh what a laugh! hope you were able to find some TP and didn't have to use your apple....

8:11 PM  
Blogger Joleen's Mom said...

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8:25 AM  
Blogger aunt kim said...

o.m.g. uncle aaron and i were laughing so hard when we read this one :) that was good thinking on your part. my apple would have just fell to the ground :) lol as far as the t.p.? well i would watch your mail, you never know what might be sent to you! hee hee love ya!

8:25 AM  
Blogger Joleen's Mom said...

OMG! You're killing me. I so needed that laugh this morning. I won't ask how your predicament turned out!

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!!!! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!!!! I needed to laugh just before going to bed. Sleep well my precious granddaughter.
Blessings,

7:20 PM  

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